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Old man and the prostitute
An old man went up to this young prostitute and asked for her services. She was surprised at having a customer of this age, he looked to be around 90 years old.
So she took him up to her room and he started to get undressed. She couldn’t help but chuckle seeing the old man pull a package of condoms from his pocket.
Then the old man pulled out a package of cotton balls and began to put them in his ears and nose.
She asked him what in the world he was doing and he replied “Well honey, if there’s two things I can’t stand in this world, it’s the sound of a screaming woman and the smell of burning rubber”
Where did the phrase Ya gotta be shittin me come from
Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase ‘You gotta be shittin me!
Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops.
There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington’s boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.
Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern. He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.
Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.
Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware. Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail. All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.
Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted. He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.
Another hour later, one of his men said, ‘General, I see lights ahead.’They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house. What they didn’t know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.
General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him.
The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman.A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.
Washington was the first to speak, ‘Madam, I am General George Washington and
these are my men. We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.’Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, ‘Well, General, you have come to the right place. We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?’
Washington replied, ‘Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.’
And the Madam said, ‘You gotta be shittin me.’
Husband running errands for wife
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
the WA8555 is PPG# 9835
9300
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMD1683 BLACK 486.2 486.2 911.2 100.009700
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMD1683 BLACK 486.2 486.2 911.2 100.00ford codes same color 12, 2N, 4ASAWWA, A, HV, M6018A, M6373A, M6877A, NN, UA, UAWA, UAWAWHA, UAWAXWA, UB, UD, YD / 9517 – BLACK
1C, 4ASAWWA, 632, A, A6, HB, JASAXXA, JASAXXX, M1724A, M1724X, M30J1724, OA / 9300 – BLACK, BLACK AIR FOIL, BRILLIANT BLACKChrysler codes same color 13, AC10813, AY110DX8, AY95DX8, DT4014, DX8, FX6, FX8 / 9517 – BLACK
the list goes on and on all just straight DMD1683
woops here is DCC
9700
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMC921 JET BLACK 524.1 524.1 982.2 98.13
DMC934 VIOLET 10.0 534.1 18.8 1.879300
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMC921 JET BLACK 533.0 533.0 998.9 99.80
DMC934 VIOLET 1.1 534.1 2 0.20these are slightly different
as you can seenow for the WA8555
DCC
9835
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMC921 JET BLACK 408.0 408.0 764.6 76.14
DMC902 BLACK 111.1 519.1 208.3 20.75
DMC908 YELLOW 10.0 529.1 18.7 1.87
DMC904 BLUE 5.5 534.6 10.4 1.03
DMC929 LIGHT RED 1.1 535.7 2.1 0.21DBC
9835
Code Description Abs. Cum. Grams Parts
DMD1683 BLACK 435.4 435.4 816 88.92
DMD642 YELLOW 13.7 449.1 25.6 2.79
DMD646 WEAK WHITE 10.7 459.8 20 2.18
DMD1602 GS YELLOW 2.1 461.9 4 0.44
DMD1675 BLUE 2.1 464.0 4 0.44
DBX1689 CLEAR 25.6 489.6 48 5.23[quote=”waterwalker” post=24619]Newbie Here! Looking to repaint a 1970 EL Camino SS….Black
Here’s what I’ve been told on the black in PPG (DBC)…please correct me…I need your expert advise! Trying to attain a Blue Black- in BC/CC …deep,rich,dark…with the same in the flop.
PPG 8555
PPG 9700
PPG 9300
PPG 95526 (mercedes)
Your input will be deeply appreciated!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]8555 has Yellow,Blue and Red added to the DMD1683 Black toner
9300,9700,9850…..the list goes on are all the exact same just straight DMD1683 Black toner
95526 has Yellow and Red added to the DMD1683 Black toner
13076 – CASPIAN BLUE POLY, NIGHTMIST BLUE POLY, PITCAIRN BLUE POLY
In global for 1 liter
13076
Code Description ——Abs. Cum. Parts
D776 BLUE ———–458.9 458.9
D754 BLUE ———–307.3 766.2
D740 BLACK ———-130.5 896.7
D979 TRANS VIOLET —-96.9 993.6
D767 FINE ALUM. ——75.8 1069.4
D753 WHITE———— 5.1 1074.5
1 Literssample below
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